My ice cream this week has become a running joke for my friends. I don’t have many personal associations with fireside, fireplaces and food, so instead I thought about fires in general and decided to make a smoky tea (ignore, as one of my friends pointed out, that fireplaces aren’t smoky unless you’re doing them wrong.) I did consider simply using liquid smoke but that’s not very in keeping with my historical theme for ice creams, so instead I decided to use a smoky tea - lapsang souchong - and also use the opportunity to sort out how to do tea ice creams with my new method. Having decided this, and here’s where I went wrong, I had my friends guess the flavour. Only one guessed it and that was more by luck, she alone managed to get to ‘a hot drink of some sort’ and using the cooler/hotter system of approving guesses she made it to tea and then lapsang souchong. She disagreed that it suits the theme of fireside, I explained my reasoning, and she said, “But no one says ‘bring the lapsang...